What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!