Clau Jokes

  • What happened when Santa cut his beard?

    The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

  • What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

    Getting sleighed.

  • What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

    I told you it would rain, dear.

  • Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

    because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

  • Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

    He has a no-trade Claus

  • What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

    A: A dependent Claus.

  • What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

    A rebel without a Claus.

  • What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

    Looks like rein dear"