What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.