What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus