Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Windscreen vipers.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.