Philippe Philoppe.
Boo jeans.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Felipe Flop
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
