What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.