What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."