Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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a tournament

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.