What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."