Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist