What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D