How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."