Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...