What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.