Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What makes a joke about ISIS funny?

The execution

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.