Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81