Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What's math?

people who give 110%

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)