Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd