What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.