Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Neigh-bours.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A Labara Cadabarador
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Dracula's dentist.
He made a grave mistake.
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
A reporter.
