Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.