How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions