How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin