Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking