A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Shipped beef!
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey