What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who falls first?

Neither. They can both levitate.

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What's math?

people who give 110%