Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.