What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.