What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.