Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"