What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.