What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude