Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.