Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.