I have a bream.
Hardcover
I have a cream.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
They all died in Tennessee
White
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Mlk
Jock itch.
Depth perception
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
She had a weast infection.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because it was More ER Tea.
Because it only ate condensed milk !
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!
Legendary
He needed the cowlcium.
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
A dogtor.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)