How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.