Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians