Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.