What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)