Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.