How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me