What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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You get into hot water.

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He flushed.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.