Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently