What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast