Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name