What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

R Jokes More R Jokes

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.