What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !