How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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Marriage, you wanna

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Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!