Wanna Jokes

  • What did one horny whale say to the other?

    Wanna humpback at my place

  • What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

    I wanna Bone a part

  • Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

    Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

  • How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

    She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

  • What is a crack head's favourite song?

    Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

  • What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

    Wanna go phishing

  • Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

    Australia.

  • What did one monochromator say to another?

    Hey, wanna get blazed?

  • When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

    They are out standing in the field

  • How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

    WANNA RIDE BIKES???

  • Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

    A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

  • Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

    because they wanna look like their mother.

  • How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    WANNA RIDE BIKES

  • Where's Jim?

    He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

  • What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

    Wanna pizza me

  • How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes

  • How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    WANNA RIDE BIKES?

  • Hey, wanna hear a joke?

    Parsing HTML with regex.

  • What's the crackhead's favorite song?

    I wanna rock!

  • How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes?

  • What's your funniest yet least known joke?

    I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

  • Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

    Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

  • What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

    I don't even wanna talk to the living.

  • What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

    dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

  • How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

    Marriage.. you wanna?"

  • How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

  • What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

    Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

  • What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

    You wanna pizza me !

  • How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna go ride a bike?

  • Why do Europeans hate American food?

    Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

  • How do you propose to a stoner?

    Marriage, you wanna

  • How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes?

  • When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

  • How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes?

  • What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

    Wanna bang

  • Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

    Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

  • How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Wanna go swimming?

  • Why are the majority of school shooters white?

    Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

  • How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    WANNA RIDE BIKES

  • How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

    Marriage, you wanna?

  • What did the sperm say to the egg?

    Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

  • What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

    Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

  • Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

    They don't wanna be rushin

  • Why do you call these girls broads?

    Cause I don't wanna be specific

  • How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes?

  • Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

    Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

  • Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

    He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

  • What did one train track say to the opposite track?

    Wanna race?

  • How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

  • How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes

  • How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

    A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

  • How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Wanna ride bikes?

  • How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

    Wanna go ride bikes??

  • What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

    Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

  • How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

    Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

  • Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

    Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.