Wanna Jokes
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What did one horny whale say to the other?
Wanna humpback at my place
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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?
I wanna Bone a part
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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
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What is a crack head's favourite song?
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?
Wanna go phishing
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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?
Australia.
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What did one monochromator say to another?
Hey, wanna get blazed?
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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?
They are out standing in the field
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
WANNA RIDE BIKES???
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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?
because they wanna look like their mother.
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
WANNA RIDE BIKES
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Where's Jim?
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
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What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?
Wanna pizza me
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes
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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
WANNA RIDE BIKES?
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Hey, wanna hear a joke?
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What's the crackhead's favorite song?
I wanna rock!
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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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What's your funniest yet least known joke?
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
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What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?
dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?
Marriage.. you wanna?"
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?
You wanna pizza me !
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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride a bike?
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Why do Europeans hate American food?
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
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How do you propose to a stoner?
Marriage, you wanna
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?
Wanna bang
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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna go swimming?
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Why are the majority of school shooters white?
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
WANNA RIDE BIKES
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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?
Marriage, you wanna?
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What did the sperm say to the egg?
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?
They don't wanna be rushin
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Why do you call these girls broads?
Cause I don't wanna be specific
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
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What did one train track say to the opposite track?
Wanna race?
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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)
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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes
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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes??
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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.