Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.